Trojan; Not the Condom


Troy. Twenty, thin and thriving | An aspiring somebody currently a nobody | Thinks you're a joke, and so does everyone else.
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A blog that shows many things.
Of shoes and ships and sealing wax.
Of cabbages aces and kings

Holy shit. This year’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion show was so embarrassing. What happened to the days when all they had to do was come out from back stage, walk dead in the center, look straight into the camera and walk and strut as if they run the town?

I don’t want all of this, arm waving, and air kisses. Just fucking walk.

I mean, look at this bitch Giselle in the video from VS Fashion Show 2003. You can’t deny that this Brazilian knows how to work. Bring her back VS!

Not to mention that the creativity of the lingerie/costumes are becoming so tacky. I mean that first segment screamed The Jetsons. You can almost hear Judy Jetson coming after those boots.

Who the hell are these new angels? Why is Chanel Iman and her curveless body doing posing as an angel? So much hate for this year’s show.

Night by Night - Chromeo

cameronchristopher:

vibaliciousv:thebookofsecrets:centaine:


























I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous

I raped a french fry because I had to.

I banged a bisexual because that’s how I roll.

cameronchristopher:

vibaliciousv:thebookofsecrets:centaine:

I banged a pickle because I’m a pimp and you’re jealous

I raped a french fry because I had to.

I banged a bisexual because that’s how I roll.

Baby When the Lights Go Out - David Guetta

Ohhh first year, you seem so far away. Guetta then is better than Guetta now.

P.S. I wish I was at that beach and in that water instead of this cold bullshit people call winter.

peterkay:

Rihanna and Shy Ronnie SNL.

move the miike away from your faaace…this beat cost a looot of moneeeeey! should have justt paid kanyeeee…

Also, good to know that the hair stylist that did T-Boz’s hair back in the 90’s is still alive and kicking. And doing Rihanna’s hair.

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peterkay:

lifeofgayvid:

peterkay:

Malvina Reynolds - Little Boxes

aka Weeds theme song.

Love this song. Love Weeds. Love Guillermo (who by the way, comes to the restaurant I work in all the time). I just want to jump on him!

SHUT UP!!! I don’t believe you.

the show totally needs to put this back in the intro. Original and covers

DPOYM: Holy shit, my face is red from alcohol. Mine and Angela’s eyes totally do not give the impression that we’re high.

DPOYM: Holy shit, my face is red from alcohol. Mine and Angela’s eyes totally do not give the impression that we’re high.

I’m a bartender. I do great things.
- Angelina, Jersey Shore.

Chimamanda Adichie: The Danger of a Single Story

Our lives, our cultures, are composed of many overlapping stories. Novelist Chimamanda Adichie tells the story of how she found her authentic cultural voice — and warns that if we hear only a single story about another person or country, we risk a critical misunderstanding.

As a minority, I can relate but not to the same extent as her experiences.

Anyways, this is a talk worth watching! A very interesting and charming woman.

Currently at Starbucks studying my life away.

Finals start tomorrow for me and it goes as follows:

Nov. 30th - GGR254 (Geography USA) Final exam

Dec. 2nd - SOC364 (Urban Health) Final research paper on “Segregation and Health”

Dec. 10th - SOC304 (Status Attainment) Final research paper on “Occupational Genealogy”

Dec. 14th - SOC364 (Urban Health) Final exam

Dec. 16th - ARC335 (Landscape Architecture: History, Theory and Criticism) Final exam

Dec. 16th - FLIGHT TO VANCOUVER! I haven’t been home in a year.

Also, I have big plans for this blog. But that will have to wait till after finals.